Tag: funny
member name: Ang, inspired by good, G.
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June 17, 2009 04:04 PM EDT --
A few weeks ago my daughter went out with her Mawma (g-ma) and came strolling in the door way past her curfew. I was so exhausted waiting up for her...when she came in all hyper I was like you've . . .
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December 25, 2007 04:56 PM EST --
So, this morning I was in a hurry. I had to open presents, shower, get my daughter ready, make enchiladas, and get out the door in one and a half hours this morning.
I had stayed up half . . .
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June 11, 2008 05:58 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought it was too cute not to post.
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she placed them out on the street corner with . . .
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February 04, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel . . .
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January 29, 2007 01:59 PM EST --
I have the sweetest little boy in my day care class. He's so well mannered, polite and listens way better than the rest of the kids in my class do.
I've gotten smart and started bribing . . .
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February 04, 2007 07:38 PM EST --
Last night I went out with my brother, his fiance, my hubby and my daughter to the bowling alley. We have glow bowl from 10pm to 12am. It was a ton of fun. I've never gone cause most . . .
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March 18, 2007 02:28 AM EDT --
The other day, my daughter and I were driving down the road on the way to the pizza joint in town to have dinner with a friend of mine, when out of the blue she starts asking about my brothers upcoming . . .
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December 25, 2007 12:25 AM EST --
The other day while my hubby and daughter were outside looking around the yard, my daughter spotted a really dirty and old looking quarter.
She brought the quarter into the house and said, "Mom, . . .
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December 30, 2006 02:54 PM EST --
I love my daughter to piece and the things she comes up with are quite hilarious. After being gone for a week to my mother in laws and sister in laws house, we had to con her into coming home. . . .
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January 20, 2007 03:06 PM EST --
Watch out all you drinkers you better sit down cause in Texas its illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Hey we don't have to have a windshield but we have to . . .
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March 31, 2007 03:05 PM EDT --
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can't!!!
1. While sitting . . .
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April 05, 2007 09:52 PM EDT --
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their . . .
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April 07, 2007 11:24 AM EDT --
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her . . .
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February 28, 2007 10:16 PM EST --
About 13 years ago, my cousin was in from Argentina. Her parents were doing missionary work down there and it was time for them to come back and do their deputation. This is where they go from . . .
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March 05, 2007 10:01 AM EST --
This weekend on our way down to my sister in laws, my daughter was talking to her daddy and asked him. "Who am I gonna look like when I grow up you or mommy?"
Of course knowing this . . .
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January 21, 2007 12:12 AM EST --
When my daughter was just a month or two shy of two years old we started potty training her.
I would set the timer for every 15 - 20 minutes and take her into the bathroom and sit her on her potty . . .
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February 03, 2007 03:04 PM EST --
This is just too good not to pass on! Hope yall get a good laugh out of it. :)
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history . . .
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December 15, 2006 09:58 PM EST --
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's . . .
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